"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
Plus the sequel “we never got closure”
And then the side adaptation “as a result I have a weird crush that never died”
"I want to be in a relationship where you telling me you love me is just a ceremonious validation of what you already show me."
Season 2 Preview bitches!
"You beat cancer and then you go BACK to work at the carpet store?! BOO!"
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.